Amega Global Health Scam
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I'm not sure what fuels me, maybe its that I'm an admittedly ridiculous person in general, or perhaps I take too little in life seriously, but some times I discover things that put me somewhere in between feelings of hilarity, disbelief, and anger I suppose. Am I angry at companies like the one I'm about to introduce you to?, or am I angry that I know there are members of my own species who will actually pay for this (and don't deny it, you people are out there..)?. As is customary for myself to find such "interesting" Multi Level Marketing products, and the "companies" that introduce them, I have found the latest product for us to feast our hungry eyes upon, and it is of such substance that even Harry Potter would envy it..
This company is called "Amega Global Health" , and dubs itself a "Health Sciences Company". The company produces the Amega AMwand, for localized healing, the Amega Pendant for 24 hour a day healing, and the Amega Magnetic Bracelet for increased circulation and health.
The company sources its products, in particular, as having "Granulated Minerals" which are infused with "AMized Fusion" Technology. Of course the products have undergone "scientific" testing with no lab results, as I am on day two of waiting for a response email from the company itself in regard to actual documents. What makes these wands work according to the company is that they have supposedly been charged with high quality rare stones and gems, which have been proven to be the strongest on the market according to more yet mysterious testing.
The AmegaWand itself looks like an ink less pen, and even comes with a sheath, and is intended to improve health via "zero-point energy"...which by the way is cited by many UFO enthusiasts as being the very same thing that supposedly fuels UFOs. It is said to work on individual cells of the body while specifically targeting the immune and nervous systems. Naturally, the company suggests that it works best on humans and animals, which sort of goes without saying, since I'm not sure who else to heal, a rock? Perhaps my wallet? Incase the "science" behind how it works wasn't technical enough for you, the company claims that the wand works by unblocking the energy channels within the cells and tissues, thereby expediting the healing process and Inducing homeostasis in the body: thereby supporting self healing. Helping the body's "Bio Energy Field" to source from the Zero Point Energy Field, and thank God, because how else could you do that?
Now according to Amega Global Health, this product will Increase the energetic field of the stuff I eat and drink, the lotions and creams I put on my skin (just think; toothpaste that cleanses my chakras); Induces greater energy flow; Improves my body's ability to "self-regulate", and even discharge any negative energy in my body's energy field . Usually a nice cold German beer does the trick though, and its a hell of a lot cheaper. Since the cost of an Amega wand is: (DRUMMMMMMMRRRROOOOOOLLLLLLLL)
$348
That's right, that was no mistype. For a standard Amega wand the price is $348 for a pen with some sand, minerals, crystals, and uhh, more minerals. So let's say you got really high and actually bought one, well, now you need to know how to use it right? That's as easy as buying it! Just point, yell "expelliarmus!!!" and shoot, like a video game. Amega Global Health promises that the AMwand shoots zero point energy out just like a laser pointer, just point that baby at whatever needs it; that crying baby, barking dog, angry boss, sore knee, festering boil, and voila; you will shoot some good energy at it, that's about it.
Now don't worry, the execs at Amega aren't completely retarded, because they realize the pen isn't doing anything, but they need to stall you a bit and explain that the changes are gradual. They promise that the longer you do this, the more benefit will be "bestowed" upon the body, object, person that is physically assaulting you or whatever.
Anyway, incase you can't tell, I feel that it's a load, that is just my opinion, but if you want to check the company out yourself, here is the info. I might do a more thorough profile on the company itself and their actual MLM opportunity if they get more popular, or any of my adoring fans request it.
AMEGA WORLDWIDE INC
16160 Scientific Way
Irvine, CA 92618 USA
Tel: 1 (949) 528-2418
Fax #: 1 (949) 954-8566
Refunds & Cancellations
FX #: (949) 743-3092
AMEGA GLOBAL LLC
1220 N. Market Street, Suite 804
Wilmington, DE 19801