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I'm not sure what fuels me, maybe its that I'm an admittedly ridiculous person in general, or perhaps I take too little in life seriously, but some times I discover things that put me somewhere in between feelings of hilarity, disbelief, and anger I suppose. Am I angry at companies like the one I'm about to introduce you to?, or am I angry that I know there are members of my own species who will actually pay for this (and don't deny it, you people are out there..)?. As is customary for myself to find such "interesting" Multi Level Marketing products, and the "companies" that introduce them, I have found the latest product for us to feast our hungry eyes upon, and it is of such substance that even Harry Potter would envy it..

This company is called "Amega Global Health" , and dubs itself a "Health Sciences Company". The company produces the Amega AMwand, for localized healing, the Amega Pendant for 24 hour a day healing, and the Amega Magnetic Bracelet for increased circulation and health.

The company sources its products, in particular, as having "Granulated Minerals" which are infused with "AMized Fusion" Technology. Of course the products have undergone "scientific" testing with no lab results, as I am on day two of waiting for a response email from the company itself in regard to actual documents. What makes these wands work according to the company is that they have supposedly been charged with high quality rare stones and gems, which have been proven to be the strongest on the market according to more yet mysterious testing.

The AmegaWand itself looks like an ink less pen, and even comes with a sheath, and is intended to improve health via "zero-point energy"...which by the way is cited by many UFO enthusiasts as being the very same thing that supposedly fuels UFOs. It is said to work on individual cells of the body while specifically targeting the immune and nervous systems. Naturally, the company suggests that it works best on humans and animals, which sort of goes without saying, since I'm not sure who else to heal, a rock? Perhaps my wallet? Incase the "science" behind how it works wasn't technical enough for you, the company claims that the wand works by unblocking the energy channels within the cells and tissues, thereby expediting the healing process and Inducing homeostasis in the body: thereby supporting self healing. Helping the body's "Bio Energy Field" to source from the Zero Point Energy Field, and thank God, because how else could you do that?

Now according to Amega Global Health, this product will Increase the energetic field of the stuff I eat and drink, the lotions and creams I put on my skin (just think; toothpaste that cleanses my chakras); Induces greater energy flow; Improves my body's ability to "self-regulate", and even discharge any negative energy in my body's energy field . Usually a nice cold German beer does the trick though, and its a hell of a lot cheaper. Since the cost of an Amega wand is: (DRUMMMMMMMRRRROOOOOOLLLLLLLL)

$348

That's right, that was no mistype. For a standard Amega wand the price is $348 for a pen with some sand, minerals, crystals, and uhh, more minerals. So let's say you got really high and actually bought one, well, now you need to know how to use it right? That's as easy as buying it! Just point, yell "expelliarmus!!!" and shoot, like a video game. Amega Global Health promises that the AMwand shoots zero point energy out just like a laser pointer, just point that baby at whatever needs it; that crying baby, barking dog, angry boss, sore knee, festering boil, and voila; you will shoot some good energy at it, that's about it.

Now don't worry, the execs at Amega aren't completely retarded, because they realize the pen isn't doing anything, but they need to stall you a bit and explain that the changes are gradual. They promise that the longer you do this, the more benefit will be "bestowed" upon the body, object, person that is physically assaulting you or whatever.

Anyway, incase you can't tell, I feel that it's a load, that is just my opinion, but if you want to check the company out yourself, here is the info. I might do a more thorough profile on the company itself and their actual MLM opportunity if they get more popular, or any of my adoring fans request it.

AMEGA WORLDWIDE INC

16160 Scientific Way

Irvine, CA 92618 USA

Tel: 1 (949) 528-2418

Fax #: 1 (949) 954-8566

Refunds & Cancellations

FX #: (949) 743-3092

AMEGA GLOBAL LLC

1220 N. Market Street, Suite 804

Wilmington, DE 19801

I for one am very grateful for the biased and judgemental review of this company.

Thanks Rick.

With repspace being unresponsive for sometime now, I was left to my own devices wandering around the internet when I stumbled upon this opportunity.

Credit card in hand and ready to click on the "buy now" order page that contained 22 of these magic wands, I said to myself, "self, let's see what's crackin' over at repspace."

Thank God I did.

I owe you.................. Big time. LOL

lol, there really are people buying these things you know :P

I wanted to add a few things though, for the sake of fairness. We live in a time where some practices are generally widely accepted, while others are more frowned upon. You can easily go out and make an appointment to have some Reiki healing done, or some acupuncture and not too many people will scoff at you or say something snitty lol. I remember a time when you might get weird looks for going to a chiropractor, and now its pretty standard for Jimmy Joe Tennis guy every month. The medical profession doesn't recognize meridian points, or many similar untraditional things and yet millions of people swear by it every month, they find relief in it where standard medicine failed, so it makes me wonder to what extent some of it really is legit.

I personally think The Amega Wands are a steaming pile of scam, but whose to say that somewhere in the East in some Tibetan temple there isn't a monk or something who actually has managed to create an object with some energy? Maybe we will be made fun of in generations to come for having thought it was all a sham lol. Following modern physics these days makes the world a much more interesting place, when you look at the hadron collider, or read about the string theory etc, there is actually a majority in the scientific community that now believes fully that there are many dimensions. If that is in fact true, can you imagine what is going to change a hundred years from now, assuming we manage to last that long? Anyway, I agree with Rick, but at the same time, lets not just clump it all together either.

lol none of you have tried these products yet you just decide that they are a scam without even giving them a chance.

Amega Global products do work, i purchased an AMwand recently and am absolutely delighted with it, and everyone i have tried it on has had great results, from stopping a cut bleeding practically instantly, to a swollen jaw due to abscesses with the swelling receding to 50% after ten mins wanding, to relieving pain from arthritis and back pain.  it also helps with energy levels and feeling more positive.

if you really want to be able to talk about something, why not try it out first and then at least you will know what you are talking about.  and yes i have joined Amega Global and think their products are fantastic.  there are plenty of vids explaining their technology and giving product testimonials, and i havent come across one comment on the net from someone that has actually tried the AMwand for themselves that calls it a scam.

if any of you would like to actually test the AMwand for yourselves either send me a message on here or through my website, i would love to arrange a free demonstration for you. :)

http://www.eamega.com/SilvanaiaEnergy

www.energisednow.com

Tell you what SilVanAia, I'll bite. I'll be happy to test out the wand and give it a free trial run, between myself and a few friends of mine; all more than willing to be completely honest, we will test it between us. I'll gladly pay the shipping cost of you sending it to me, and pay the shipping cost to send it back, while guaranteeing it stays in the condition you send it in. I will be more than fair with our observations, and if there is so much as an itch scratched after using this wand, I'll more than happy to make sure it is well known. People do not get to accumulate experience with such things because most aren't going to pay so much for something with no scientific basis, or personal experience. I know how it feels to see something you believe in be the butt of many jokes, but let's face it, there is no empirical evidence whatsoever suggesting the wand does anything at all. I'm not into testimonials, promises, guarantees and demonstrations involving anyone I don't know. Even amongst my friends and I, we must beware the great placebo effect, but anything is something. I promise you no matter what the result, I will not mock, nor make fun of you in any written assessment I make of our experience with your product. I will simply report our results. Seem fair to you?

thanks for your reply Wallace :)

while i find your offer interesting, i'm afraid it's currently something that isn't possible for me to do.  Let me explain.  I personally have one AMwand, i have no stock and anyone that purchases one from my personalised website doesn't receive their AMwand from me but from Amega directly.  So it's not necessary for anyone to outlay large sums of cash for 22 AMwands etc, all they have to pay for are their own personal purchases.

While i am planning on purchasing a second AMwand shortly to lend to people that are interested in trying it out, i already have a number of people with health problems waiting to use it, these are people that i know personally and i'm sure you can appreciate that they come first.

As i already said, if you let me know where you are based i'd be happy to contact an Amega representative in your area that could talk to you and who knows they might have a second wand that they would be prepared to let you borrow for a while.  I'm based in Ireland myself.

This website might give you more insight into what Amega and their products are all about:  www.energisednow.com

I can certainly respect that SilVania. If you should happen to come across access to another wand, my offer will remain very open to you, and I hope you don't hesitate to contact me. :)