This made me laugh, thanks I needed it. Just so all you guys know, I get email spam from someone claiming to be a Stampin up rep all the time. I forwarded them to Stampin Up and they told me to stay as far away as possible. I have no idea who this person is, how they got my email, or why they won't stop emailing me but I'm sick of it. I don't exactly have the highest opinion of MLM companies, but I've never thought of Stampin up to be a scam. Here is a copy-paste of the latest one.
{ Hi ::::::::::, how are you doing? I sell products for a company called Stampin Up and I learned from a good friend of yours that you might be the guy to really help me out. See I am hearing impaired, that's why I haven't called to speak with you on the phone. I wanted to talk to you about becoming a representative for Stampin up because I guarantee you will make close to a hundred thousand dollars in two years easy. Lets set up a time where we can meet outside the guidelines of the company so I can get you in at a discount and you can be as successful as I have been. I can only offer this special opportunity to two people because I am not allowed to do it, but I know you would do great with it. I made this offer last year and the woman died in a boat accident. If you want to help me out, I have included a list of items I need you to buy with a credit card. Due to me being on a business trip I am currently out of town and need someone to act as my supplier. Please reply to me before ordering so I can tell you how to do it the way I need it done. Then, I will approve your free membership, give you a distribution package and a check for the total amount of your purchase, plus commission!
- 6 quantities: 12x12 Linen Album Post
- 6 quantities: 12X12 Textured Card Stock - Brights Collection
- 3 quantities: Designer Series Paper Patterns Stack - Brights Collection
- 3 quantities: Good Times Simply Scrappin' Kit
- 9 quantities: Love Impressions Rub-Ons
- 9 quantities: Designer Buttons - Brights Collection
- 9 quantities: Dotto
- 4 quantities: Crop-A-Dile
Please give me the following info so that (not sure what he was going to say here, it just cuts off)
1. Your Full Name
2. Contact address
3. Phone number}