Angle Foods Review
Listen up Jabronies!
There's a new mlm company on the market, and you're about to learn about them brother! Whatcha gonna do when Kurt Angle's mlm plan comes down on you just like Hulkamania did!? Avoid it that's what. Well, let's at least give it a chance and take a look, after all, even non-wrestling fans can appreciate an industry filled with muscle bound egomaniacs that truly have destroyed their own health through physical punishment, drugs and well, drugs. I sincerely mean it when I say a good portion of this society owes these guys a nod of respect for pioneering what amounts to an opera for men, and you know what? There was a brief time in the 80's and early 90s that I too thought it was damn cool. So what do wrestlers do after they've had enough of the wrestling business? Some get into movies, others run for office, or write bios and make a decent living selling autographs and memorabilia, while sadly; many others end up overdosed on drugs, or dying young of heart attacks due to a rough life on the road, and a heart damaged by stress and steroids.
Every once in awhile, an ex wrestler breaks the mold and goes into a better direction, such as the case with ex WWF (Sorry, I refuse to say "WWE") wrestler, Kurt Angle. Now this is an mlm review, not a bio on Kurt, so to sum it all up lets just say the guy wrestled for a little under a decade, and he did a great job, got really famous and was also legit ex Olympic wrestler before that. Needless to say, he has earned the right in my opinion to state a few things about fitness, and bust out a few recipes. Whether or not that amounts to being a good idea for the likes of you and I, is another story. There is always a dynamic with athletes and products, and that is simply that in the mind of the truly young consumer, athletes are the bi-product of what they consume. So when Michael Jordan endorsed wheaties (despite the fact that he was never said to actually eat them) hordes of young athletes ran and bought them, chowing down on 2 bowls before going to play ball, or hit the weights.
In the case of Kurt Angle, we have the same dynamic, though in his case I feel there could very well be some value, since many of the recipes are based on what his trainer gave him. Its important to add however, that Kurt Angle spent more time in the gym in one day than most of us do in a week, so following his diet may not exactly be what we need. Angle Foods offers a 1500 calorie a day diet that promises not to leave you feeling hungry. It also comes with a workout plan, so move over 240345000 diet plans that are already on the market, and make room for another...
Another vital part of the package is Ultra Fiber DX. Its a fiber incase you didn't know, and its ultra. I'm not sure what the DX part is, but lets find out. One interesting quote on their web site states: "People who consumed higher amounts of fiber, particularly from grains, had a significantly lower risk of dying over a nine-year period compared to those who consumed a lower amount of fiber.". I'm having a difficult time computing that, because nowhere does it talk about dying from what. A heart attack? A stroke? A mafia hit man? Seriously, I want to know. In all seriousness though, fiber is very good for you, so I'm really not knocking it, but when it comes to health fact, people need to be more specific, and factual, especially in a business.
Kurt Angle foods promise to deliver Real Food Proteins, Support Lean muscle Mass and Recovery, include Complex Carbohydrates, Muscle Energy, Brain Power, aid in Recovery, include Healthy Fats, Sustain Energy, give you the infamous Ultra Fiber DX, help with Weight Management, Control Fat Intake, Regulate Blood Sugar Levels, Reduce Cholesterol and Improve Digestion. I'd imagine that last bit must definitely be true with a substance that a pro wrestler refers to as Ultra Fiber DX. The company that Kurt utilized in carrying out his venture is called Foodie's Gourmet Food Club, known for selling meals that aren't considered to be much better than the high sodium frozen meals you can get from weight watchers. Looking at the contents however, I must disagree. Angle Foods have actually taken a different approach, focused on low sodium, medium carb, low fat, high protein and low gluten. This actually makes an ideal selection of foods for athletes, and it seems you can take any 3 meals per day and stay under 1500 calories.
As of this review, there isn't much information on what will be offered to representatives, as it seems so far Angle Foods is offering its products to distributors such as GNC, and other similar retailers, however once the compensation plan is worked out, I'm certain more information will be available.
http://www.kurtanglefoods.com/anglefoods.aspx
Foodie's Food Club
3100 Penn Avenue,
Pittsburgh, PA 15201 US
(877) 558-3691