The Customer Advantage Exposed!
This is not a story or a gag, nor am I making this up. Seriously. It has come to my attention that The Customer Advantage is actually an extra terrestrial movement geared toward the eradication of all human life, with survivors to be sold as slaves on the planet Pyramedia. Please don't leave the thread yet, as crazy as this may sound, I actually have proof. Below I have provided the first ever documented pictures of our extra terrestrial overlord and a few other pieces of evidence that I think will give you more than enough reason to see this the same way that I do. Notice first, the picture that we are all used to and have been taught to believe is just an innovative tower built in the Alien capital of the world, Seattle.
This is actually a Customer Advantage UFO pad, that makes contact with an underground monolith. The signal it generates gives people all over North America the sensation that joining up at this point is still a good idea. If you still don't believe me, please observe this photo of John Milanoski, AKA Millionoid The Omniscient.
He is a squadron leader from a planet close to the Zeta Reticuli star system, and also a part of the Reptilian agenda. If you don't know what that is, maybe you need to get out more....
Please note, the eyes. To those of you schooled in the world of marketing and advertising, you might first dismiss this photo as a truly awful photo shop job on his eyes, but the truth of the matter is that he is in fact an alien. I had the photo professionally un-altered and what you are about to look at is absolutely astonishing, and may be disturbing to some. Please close the thread if you have a hard time with this subject.
This is my proof, and a warning to all of you that have joined or are thinking of joining The Customer Advantage, you have no idea what you're dealing with.