Zoegetics scam
Well in today's news, I bring you something none of you have ever seen before, believe me, this one I guarantee you haven't seen. What is it you ask? A new MLM company that produces health and nutrition products in addition to a business opportunity and a compensation plan designed to make you wealthy, and fit.
Sorry guys, I had to.
This was new one unleashed on all of us unsuspecting dollar monkeys by Zoe Lifestyles, a company from Warner Robins. GA. that produces anti-oxidants, pet products, house cleaners blahhh blah blahhhhhhhhh. All in very colorful, almost attractive packaging and labels. I have always thought to myself; you know, if I were ever going to buy vitamins and antioxidants, I'd want them to come from a company that also sells cleaning products.
However, you need not worry, because the company has recently split its drawers bending over to pick up a penny and is now leaving us this important announcement:
"It has been a long and bumpy ride down the highway called Zoe Lifestyle. What started out as a great concept has been high jacked by many ulterior motives from former individuals associated with the company. For those of you that have been here from the beginning, you have lived through it all, and for those who joined recently please know that the greatest of intentions have been in place since the inception. In the meantime, Zoe Lifestyle has finally reached a point where some serious changes have to be made to the company. Although there are a large amount of loyal people still purchasing products on a monthly basis, the company has not been able to generate a profit as a MLM company. An analysis of the situation was done and a plan of action was implemented to change the status of ZoeLifestyle and launch a new MLM Company. We had a excellent plan and the goal was to turn Zoe Lifestyle into a Preferred Customer sales company and launch a new MLM without all the encumbrances of the old company. The strategy was developed and a plan designed which began with the announcement of the launch of a new company. It only took a few days after the announcement before a challenge was given to the new company. Certain parties claimed that if the new company wasn’t set up the same as the existing structure is in the current company, legal action would be taken. Needless to say, we never intended to start off under a threat from anyone, as we were looking to start fresh. This forced us to drop back and re-evaluate everything. It is like everything else in life, it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the whole barrel every time. Management, our consultants and the legal team were advised of the situation. Due to the large amount of funds invested in Zoe Lifestyle, the advisory team set some very stringent guidelines to follow if a new company were to be launched, to insure that no door was open to past liabilities. It became evident that if any one distributor’s request was met, it would only open the door for further issues and challenges. Management was advised to avoid any further liabilities and expenses, which bring us to the following decisions. As of February 1st all renewals were stopped as the company and circumstances were evaluated. The final decision has been made. This will serve as a notice of change allowed by the Terms and Conditions1 in the Zoe Lifestyle policy. Thirty days from February 7th the processing of all auto shipments will cease and the final commission checks will be paid. All distributor contracts will be terminated. Because there are many, many individuals who like and desire to continue using the products, Zoe Lifestyle will change from a MLM company to a Preferred Customer site. Since there will be no commissions to be paid, we will offer the products at a Steep Discount. We hope those of you that love the products as much as we do will welcome this opportunity to purchase these products at the much reduced rate. We will follow up with more announcements in the near future. ~Management"
So, what we have here is: "We failed, got your money, all bets are off, please buy the rest of our supply at dirt cheap prices while we pack up and go get fat. Have a nice day." Am I being too harsh? Of course you have to click on the right page to actually find this announcement.
Lets just ignore all the product hype, we know its all bullshit and that its a Zoegetics scam, that sort of goes without saying most of the time with these things, but how interesting is the rest of the package? The join us page is now under construction, which is where they will be creating some goofy product club for more monkeys to buy the rest of their stock, and in 6 months if they manage to sell it all, they will vanish completely.
